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because you told you didn't know anyone here,
Like glitter was exploding inside me.
- What? - No, it makes sense, because I texted him
(car honks)
Ooh! (laughs)
and it probably messed up your blow out.
That's crazy! I... I know him!
♪ Entiendes que son diferentes. ♪
I want Judge Egan. I did a little research.
(sighs, zippers)
Is he eight years old? Or an alcoholic?
Are you a witch?
To broken people.
But there's no way you know him, right?
Um, yeah.
West Covina Only two hours from the beach
Well, that's swell,
Yeah. What's up?
No, I'm not crazy.
Okay, how about now? “That sounds great.”
♪ Just happens to be... ♪
(whispering): It's where dreams live.
And they fold it up and it's thin crust
You just should've told me.
♪ The sexy getting-ready song ♪
Right?! Right?!
So what I need you to do is petition the court.
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
I mean, we are just so honored
♪ Body rolls are really hard ♪
- Um, I have a question for you... Chief. - Mm-mm.
♪ Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown ♪
anything happens, we go right to the abortionist.
The relationship's over...
♪ Let's see how the guys get ready... ♪
♪ All roads point to this magical text ♪
(laughs)
And I think that this is that time.
and just live that SoCal sunny lifestyle, you know?
because that would be crazy, and I am not crazy.
Anyway, I got to go.
(elevator bell dings)
It's like, it's like The Notebook.
you are, you're obsessed with him.
I'm glad that this is really fun for you.
♪ But I didn't move here because of Josh ♪
- Really? - Yeah. Of course.
- You're not stupid. - That would make me stupid.
You know?
So what, uh, brings you to our lovely West Covina?