Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Seriously? - Yeah. Yeah.

(zipping) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay. So I should address you as “Chief”?

because I'm really good at arguing.

No, no... (stammers)

Ugh, she wasn't even gonna let me go here,

that would've paid me $545,000 a year

but you know my specialty's real estate law.

(WHISTLING TUNE)

You're in a good mood today.

♪ 'Cause, boy, I know you like ♪

♪ So remarkable and weird, right? ♪

but then I called my dad on his honeymoon in the Bahamas,

You-you didn't come back the next summer at camp.

Your future is all that matters.

♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪

- Nice to meet you. - Yeah.

Did you see this résumé?

You know, actually, we have some great places

Did someone shove a Bible under my hand?

WOMAN (on TV): What are you waiting for?

to tell you what to do with that big fat butt.

It's okay, don't tell me the truth.

Why did I say that?

- Paula, Greg. - Hi there.

- Oh. - (laughs) Careful, there.

love all the wolf imagery.

- WOMAN: Josh, you ready? - Um, my mom and dad are here.

and then made you dance on the roof of my Bentley.

- I mean, the motto is “Live, Work, Play.” - We have a motto?

I don't see him.

Let me help you, 'cause we can win this thing!

So you'll come to me, in a car?

because I just found out that Josh has a girlfriend.

and I was out of commission for hours.

You know, there's, uh...

Doesn't mean that I don't care, I'm just gonna go do the thing.

(whoops) Yeah, yeah.

♪ I'm in love with a wonderful guy. ♪

but what I do know is it's not good

(sneering voice): “They're real. Got them on sale.”

All right, you know what?

What's their deal?

So, uh, you're from New York.

and want to see him and surprise him.

(scoffs) Ugh, whatever, she's just pissed

♪ Sexy getting-ready song ♪

This is gonna be so much fun.

that... it's... time to move on to other moments in time.

- I, uh, - What? What?

To broken people.

They dated in high school.

You know, a buddy of mine just moved back from New York.

Great. Maybe I know him.

Oh, Jiminy Christmas.

- It's a fish. - I know.

from a one-eighth Chippewa

I do know where he's gonna be tomorrow night.

Is this far enough from the house? Come here.

♪ I want to look good for you tonight ♪

It's a big city.

I love New York. What-what brings you here?

- No. - Okay, good.

Yeah, but, like, you know, it's such a great place.

♪ If you'll excuse an expression I use ♪

But I got them on sale.

I wouldn't be qualified...

You're sure? Because if you were into him, Yeah.