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...and then pray for my soul.
The point is You've got a wonderful girl in your life, and you're ignoring her...
- I never admit defeat. - Good.
- I know, but she's not you. - I'm not me.
...or "date" the dried fruit?
The primary characteristic of a monopole...
At least they don't know it was you.
My pleasure, Ira.
...but I still maintain the whoopee cushion has comic validity.
...for their support and encouragement In this enterprise.
...each with its own north and south pole.
...from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.
How you doing, buddy?
I wanna dedicate this number to a great gal who I've done wrong.
Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection.
Let me ask you a question.
- We do? - Sex.
All right, how's this for revenge?
Like how the Joker got back at Batman...
Are you kidding?
Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...
...for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
I was humiliated on national radio. How do you think I'm doing?
I know, but she's not you. -
Hey, did you know that three dates with the same woman...