Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.
With Penny and me, it took two years.
No, I mean Princess Leia.
Oh, this is gonna be a riot.
Joining us today by phone from his office In Pasadena, California...
You've got a wonderful girl in your life, and you're ignoring her...
...for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.
Yes, you're delicious caramel too.
Did she say something?
So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.
Why are you back from your date so early?
...is an entirely different question.
This is truly the Sheldon Cooper way to get even.
So two years later, there's a knock on the door.
Should reset back to default.
I need to make sure they're simple enough...
Did you laugh?
Hey, Howard, why haven't you called Bernadette?
Now, let's talk about magnetic monopoles.
I know now It was too soon To talk of love
How are we gonna deploy it in Kripke's office?
- The board of directors. Abort! Abort! - There is no abort.
I myself led an expedition to the Arctic Circle In search of said particles.