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Of course I mean Bernadette.
This is Ira Flatow and you're listening to NPR's Science Friday.
...have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guests?
I have something to announce, but out of respect for convention...
But, you know, why is it wrong to want those insides wrapped up...
...did she ask for any kind of commitment?
- I refuse to sink to his level. - You can't sink.
As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has two poles.
We represent the Lollipops Guild and we want you!
Well, in romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
Where do you think this is going?
- Okay, so Kripke played a joke on you. - It wasn't funny.
What are you talking about?
Oh, gee, you're too late.
...and I'm not sure she's my type.
I'm sorry. Having affairs with women who remind you of your daughter is a real holy matrimony.
All soaped up and no place to go.
Well...
Thank you, Kripke...
Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
- Hello, Howard. - Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you.