Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I meant to send these to my girlfriend, Liz Lemler,

So... Chinese or what?

I told her I did, but she didn't believe me.

I would like to propose a toast to my ex-wife,

that really makes her disgusting.

Just one quick one. This is the best night of my life.

- What? - Everything about you is fake.

I really can't, Jack. You're making us work all night, remember?

Lemon, what do you say? You and me. Atlantic City.

Oh, no! I'm married!

But it's what's inside her

I can't believe you're gonna make us work all night on Valentine's Day.

Oh, really? And does a phony bare her soul for the homeless?

There's supposed to be a box of chocolate-covered cherries with this.

We should have the papers for you to sign tomorrow.

Some other bottle of champagne.

My vagina is a convenience store... clean and reliable and closed on Christmas.

- Then I suppose we're done. - We're done.

Actually, I just came back from performing at Vagina Day

Here you go. Sorry about the mix-up.

- Oh, I got the turkey club. - Turkey club.

Oh, no, our room is fine. I mean, we don't smell it.