Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I remember the night I lost my virginity.
It's 1:00 in the morning.
It's nicer than where I found her.
You're welcome.
- OK, what's your problem with me? - What?
I am finally going to claim victory.
Yeah, because that's the first time you've done something like a real person.
She Really Had A Fabulous Pair Of Boobs.
Who is it?
You make me want to vomit!
No, no, no. She is very, very mentally sick.
You know what, friend? You got a lot of nerve calling me a fake.
for the health of the marriage.
Aw, it's a cute one. Thanks.
I'm sorry, but we have to get this done. Let's order some dinner.
Sounds good.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Gross.
- Did you blow it with your wife? - It's too late. I blew it.
Oh, damn it, Johnny! You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!
She sounds smart. Is she really a doctor?