Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've never jacked-off in here?
Anders, son of Thor.
Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad.
Guess there were supposed to be more strips,
This isn't what I... Expected to come home to.
Can't believe that selfish bitch is keeping his dad
You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik.
- they were bigger. - Yep.
Dude, if he were here right now, I'd be like...
And he's gonna be like,
- There might... - Well, what's the deal here?
before I return it, man?
I wouldn't do that to you.
Okay, just so we're clear, there's no gay part?
Well... it's the blood, Anders.
I'll go in the bathroom.
and he's back outta my life again.
Sir, no! Please!
Um, and in here is, uh...
- And I pissed on it. - Adam pissed on it, now I remember.
I still remember the first dad dick I saw.
I mean, my dad's here on business, right?
Because I got this necklace of yours I wanna hang up.
I'm sure your dad has huge heart.
- Yeah. - Oh, hi, Ders.
Goddamn, you're gonna get some wild tail in this car.
Okay? I'm sorry.
Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there.
down the street on Sunday,
Can I borrow one of your towels?
Yeah!
We may lose the house.
"well, I'm gonna dive on into your ass!"
- Whoo! - It smells good in here.