Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoo!
Marinade 'em and then masturbate to 'em.
jerking station without any jerking.
You're a porch puppy. So are you.
- Ooh. - Get it cut.
You know, I didn't masturbate until I was 18 years old?
This place is nice.
Yeah, I've been lying to you about my job,
- Shoot. - Probably it's just...
smother them in Teriyaki.
You sure this is a good idea, man?
Ooh. I say we leave is as the cooling room.
One, two, three, four, five.
Thor Holmvik.
You'll see my sign. It's says, "Va-nessa...
"Hey, where's this guy's butthole?"
to house all the models
Yum.
I understand your hesitation.
No, sir, trust me. No one's jacked-off in here.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
But that's your name and you should stick with it.
How does he not know your best friends exist?
That's funny because
Okay, whatever, dude. I got an emergency.
and I would just absolutely loved if you weren't
You know, I'm never home 'cause I'm always at, uh...
Yeah, this couch smells nothing like you.
- Some say wetter, the better. - Mm-hmm.
I got you on that. Here we go.
Why would we ever help you, dude?
Here's what I'm thinking.
He's not going to a hotel.
It's just that I told him I live alone.
- Okay. - All right.
That's a monster just trapped in denim.
I have a little secret myself.
Fine, we'll be the bigger men here.