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Woo-hoo!
- Weed only! - Yep.
Mnbvcxz
My dad still sends me checks for space camp.
Oh, dad dicks are huge, man.
- Meat jerking beef boys. - Mmm.
Apology accepted...
- This is your first house. - Yeah, this is all mine.
I lost my job three months ago.
- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you. - Game on.
I'm not gonna lie.
The open house tomorrow is totally gonna blow my cover.
Yeah. Welcome home.
I think there's something shrinking dad dicks.
Now I gotta hit the John.
You know, look for prints, or...
Uh-oh. Hey, I know that look.
and you know, Ders is working on that little ice pick.
It'll add some spice. It'll add some seasoning.
- Hit the fan, science guy. - You got it, science bro.
You've got all this money now, and you're wondering,
I am a wolf! I am a big dog too!
then I'll take him to dinner, back to the hotel,
Hello, sir!
What is that smell?
- No, get it. Get it. - All right.
Okay, I think, uh, you guys should get going, right?
- What's going on here - Whoa!
But, uh, we should get going
Hi. Um, I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty.
but a Holmvik never sleeps in another man's bed.
He doesn't even know that you exist.
we can talk when I'm back in town Sunday
- Uh-huh. - I was seven years old.
My dad is a big... dog, and you guys are just pup...
just tip over some chairs, empty a drawer or two.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
It was at a warriors game.
Yeah, me too.
I'm sorry, lady, I don't wanna have sex with you
- Dad dicks? - Maybe.
I mean, I probably would... I will...
If it isn't Judas priest...