Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Huh, no answer.
Oh, I don't know. I think Baby Cheesus is kinda cute.
Hi, we need a place for my 12-year-old wife here to give birth.
[chuckles] Wow!
Is me recapping this helpful to you?
-Uh, did you put out the eggs? -I was too busy getting blackout drunk!
Rick was supposed to surprise everyone
We're curious!
La!
I'm pretty sure he died, guys.
[laughs] Are you fucking kidding me?
Probably not.
[tinkles]
Jesus Christ! Damn it, I gotta clean this up with one puppet arm. Fuckin' A.
because that's my community and how I live.
Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights,
Well, I agree about Caitlin and the cheddar child,
Leave him alone!
[Christmas music plays]
We got to deliver these presents and get home.
[Pretzel grunts]
Ew, a moist Post-It note that says, "I owe you an iPhone"?
I made a fire and I need you to stick the tree up my ass.
No parentheses.
Oh, Rick, just seeing you again makes me feel like
and you, sir, are no Easter Bunny!
-[guns cocking] -[grunts]
-[grunts] -[man] Ahh!
Hey, Santa, Santa? Why don't you watch me cum?
Oh, Connie, this whole thing's a bust!
Have I been delusional all this time?
Would it help if I told you that you were also a goat?
[Connie] Anyways, fast forward nine months,
In our country, Christmas is quite different.
A Christmas tree? I think you forgot we're Jewish.
He did not die, he was consumed.
-drink jurgennektaar, the salted eel milk… -[slurps]
I can't believe we have to wait four more days until we get our presents.
-[echoing] …dance. -[techno music plays]
Yes, sledding! Oh, glee!
Uncle Sam's club, big bottle root beer cola…
It's not wine, it's my jingle juice.
Oh, honey, women's pleasure is a thing of the future.
and a pack of their proprietary gum,
What news arrives from your mother, m'lady?
"A charitable donation has been made in your name to Mulch for America."
Can we come in?
So none of the men in this story want to touch me?
[groans] Ugh. I don't want to celebrate Christmas,
Hello, I'm ancient. How can I love you?
I want that dog put down!
[Lola sniffling]