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"What tape?" Yeah.
Why?
There's still the not-so-small issue of the security camera.
I'll talk to him.
Baby, I love you so fucking much.
Couple of pieces of wood.
♪ I wanna fuck you like an animal ♪
Our records indicate you're three months past due.
- Mm-hmm. - That is "compentory" damages
Uh-huh.
I study religion.
- Yeah? - Stripper pole...
And, um, it's cool.
♪ My light shines on... ♪
for our pain and our suffering.
what the fuck kind of wood is this?
Fucking rockstars.
Right, yes, yes.
This strong enough? - Yeah, plenty.
Ah! God damn it!
Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck, bro? - No, no, no, no, no, no.
to stick in their slots.
You're gonna let him bend you over and fuck you in the ass?
Well, yeah, fellas, we all want to know.
Just getting my tools.
- Good morning, my sweet love. - Mm.
- It's not impossible, man. - Then what's the problem?
before we get to the garage.
Hey.
I'll do the next three weekends, I swear.
I have full fucking faith.
All right, all right.
♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪
You'll just have to explain it to him.
is there a reason you can't move the bed a few feet
- Oh, shit. - Chinese swing,
That is fucking collateral for leaving me in the lurch.
It's like, at least
You fucking perving on my wife?
No! - Shit, you not.