Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, with these new airbags, you can pretty much crash full speed into anything and walk away, right?
I got a long way to go.
Yeah, I believe that one.
Alright, listen.
Oh, now I feel great.
Is that why they put you on this sissy detail?
Yeah, great.
My light is starting to flash before my eyes.
Yes, the young lady in the provocative sweater.
Nature calls.
Here we go.
You lousy bastard!
Geez, I'm sorry.
Right around like that.
Mm-mm, no sir.
There's like a doll's eye.
We have your wallet!
And then you hear that horrible high-pitched scream.
Say, I smell a story.
I haven't made a horrible mistake here.