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You know, that's funny because it's true.
Tonight, to celebrate,
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after garth Brooks signs your boobs?
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Boom. Asian-American association of Orlando.
And, finally, I'm flying back to D.C. this weekend
Your father said you liked handwritten messages
I should have started with jokes about Filipino food.
No, they're not.
Ignoring fire codes... So Chinese.
I feel terrible.
Louis, how did you...
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I used to work at Epcot.
The color red represents good luck and happiness.
No.
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Like the Fonz.
I'm trying to get bumped up to first class.
Everyone here is Asian.
Well, what do you have planned for Chinese New Year?
Welcome Year of the Dragon!
Ay-oh.
Have you not been getting our mailers?
but we can celebrate here, just us.
I'm ready for my new year's haircut.
♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
Happy new year!
and move the kitchen bamboo out of the sun hourly.
but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun as a family.
Mm.