Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and there, sitting in their fridge...

She doesn't talk about it much, but this thing with her dad causes her a lot of pain.

I can't do it. Why can't I do it?

Sorry, Ted. Gallbladder burst. You move back three spaces.

- Slaps are transferable. - No!

- Well, we got the turkey. - No. You didn't.

was that all you really wanted was that pretty, white dress

No, seriously, Robin, you should get the slap.

That man will never cross the threshold into this home, ever!

- Wait, what? - I'm just saying, I'll slap him.

Her you're-dead-to-me look.

You know, I always thought it'd get fixed at the wedding.

Two, you guys have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to do it.

Lily, he's family, okay?

- It's gonna be Ted. - What? Why me?

Mickey, come on in.

OLDER TED: So that's how on Thanksgiving, 2009, your Aunt Lily performed a miracle.

Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky,

- Daddy? - Yeah?

I paid for cab fare.

Don't listen to him.

a man, to do all of your slapping for you.

Do you really want to slap Barney so bad

I mean, it's Thanksgiving, but "thanks" just doesn't seem like enough.