Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a guy who meant literally nothing to me,

Ah, here, princess. Grab these.

You son of a bitch.

Oh, you don't have to ask.

I was just being nice.

Yes, your dad has made some mistakes in the past, but he's a different person now.

Just close your eyes. It'll be over soon.

- Sound fair? - Totally.

Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy. You're a slapping rock star.

Because this slap has done exactly what I hoped.

Oh, everybody saw it, ha!

there will be no slap today.

- What? You said you were okay with that. - Well, I'm not!

I used to think that family was a right.

And that is why

Marshall, would you like to say grace?

MARSHALL: And then, right before my eyes, your father broke down crying.

I kicked your dad out.

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- Marshall... - Lily, I'm sorry. But just hear me out.

When Barney lost, Marshall won the right to slap Barney

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

Please discuss at length.

BARNEY: Yeah, play another round. Best of seven!

OLDER TED: It was all set to be the best Thanksgiving ever, until...

and she always put up with it,

You are kidding me.

Everyone. Before we get started,