Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad! You should be paying rent, not living in your parents' basement.
OLDER TED: And at that moment, Marshall gave Mickey a look
Having the old farts right upstairs is crimping my style a bit.
So, I'd like to make a gesture. Mickey?
- I can't take this from you, Ted. - Nor I, you.
All right.
Marshall, what gives you the right to do that?
Lily,
Guys, I don't know what to say.
That was not decaf!
She tells this one really sweet story about...
princess, I give this slap to you.
- You missed my gymnastics meet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, men are stronger than women.
$1.50.
...and get it over with!
Everyone, please join hands.
and while I know you and Barney left it on good terms,
He's got a job. He's paying off his IRS debts.
I bequeath unto you the fourth slap.
Actually, dear, slight change of plans. We're staying here for the time being.