Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and look, it's turned us against each other.

TED: You got this.

that you would lie about being in love with me?

OLDER TED: Kids, you remember Barney and Marshall's Slap Bet.

which shall henceforth be referred to as the slapping throne.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less yapping, more slapping.

MICKEY: Ma! The straw to my juice box broke!

You invited him?

Okay, can't we at least just give him some turkey?

OLDER TED: So, when we showed up for the big day,

CHORUS: (SINGING) You just got slapped

And it's caused us to recognize both the frailty

Okay, it's decided. Barney, come on. Get in the throne.

Ted, there is an hour before the sun sets,

That's it! You're coming to Thanksgiving!

I'm doing so much flinching. It's bad for my skin.

The guy was, like, blubbering. What was I going to do?

And I want our future family to be that close,

OLDER TED: With the third being doled out exactly two years earlier

Mr. Park's, huh? This is the last place I expected to find you.

for the wedding gift that I never got a chance to give to you,

This is basically hell on earth

You got the pathetic replacement turkey.

And then, some jerk at the next table called him a sissy,

Hell, I haven't even seen a wedding photo.