Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the one who had the idea to call the Port Authority Lost and Found.
none of us had ever seen him give anyone.
And I'm gonna show you just how much.
Life is short. I figured, "Slap-e diem."
- Lily worked all day on this! - Relax. It's not real bile.
- Lily... - Let me be clear on this.
of former Mayor Ed Koch reminding me to take my belongings?
This is my you're-dead-to-me look.
the next great American board game, but his ideas were always a little off.
OLDER TED: In November, 2009, Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God!
The way that you just got slapped
and the greatness in ourselves and each other.
You know, Mickey, it's been, like, half an hour.
across the face, my friend
It's just gonna be, like, five more minutes.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
OLDER TED: And then Lily gave her dad
I... I'm just not a fan of strapless.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Great.
Clearly, they're not getting the whole sock-on-the-doorknob thing.
Come on, buddy, you would've done the same thing for us.
Your name should be Eric Slap-ton.
Ted, you better roll quickly. Your gallbladder's about to burst.
It was totally a team effort. I'm so...