Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Like when I met your father On that magical night ♪
I've heard of a Dutch oven, but a Dutch Owen?
No, no. I don't do that anymore. And also, we're kind of in a rush.
Paige has been marching down the gridiron to get her Bitsy story into the end zone.
I'm kidding. It's for dramatic effect. Ooh.
For 20, you can get a sparkling water and a copy of my memoir,
Give me some brown sugar. Oh, I love you, love you, love you.
♪ And I plan to control what I can ♪
I know. It sucks, but Marvin needs this stupid article for Monday.
That's a shame because I dragged my old bones
I want to try out the edible mascara before the hungry uggos get to it.
Sorry, that's not gonna happen.
♪ Turtle baby, turtle baby Turtle, turtle, baby, baby ♪
Uh, so, I can tell by your face and your feet that you're miserable.
[sighs] Well, world, it's been nice knowing you.
She must really hate Bitsy. Maybe she's my way in.
And also in her front and in her side. But I just can't.
So we should head up to the Bronx and get in line early
I guess that makes sense.
- Your father. - Wait, what?
♪ And today is like Christmas Day For flower heads like me ♪
but flan actually makes you walk faster.
♪ For the rest of your lives ♪
All right. Good dancing. Now let's dance toward the express.
Okay. Yeah, I remember. Listen, Mom--
Marvin, my story is changing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a victory pee.
♪ I know you think I'm gettin' All out of sorts ♪
I showered three times. You should smell my towel.
You really want me to turn around? I'm holding so many bags.
Pick up the beat? We're in a rush to see the corpse flower.
- Move like this? [humming] - Uh, no. It's more like this.
She doesn't know Helen had to work overtime to get her back in
But when in Rome…
I've always wanted to learn how to do that.
Not three years. Not five years. Seven years.
Wow, Mom, thanks for saying that.
Wait, Grandma, can you seriously double Dutch?