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And getting to the place on time.
♪ Plannin' each day pragmatically ♪
- We're gonna miss it opening. - Oh, my little Oweenie. I'm sorry.
That's her thing. She's a lot. But look, the kids love it.
- Sorry, everyone. - Shh, shh!
♪ Of having ♪
- [cell phone vibrates] - [shrieks]
- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ - ♪ I love my little plannin' man ♪
Yeah, I think so.
This is literally a room full of greedy, materialistic monsters.
So let's get a move on. Today is a day about maximum smell.
- Oh, boy. - No, no, no.
- Oh, right, Lorenzo's Soil. - Oh, double Dutch!
♪ Turtle baby, turtle baby Turtle, turtle, baby, baby ♪
♪ Big stink You're making such a big stink ♪
♪ Essential oils will bring you Health and fortune too ♪
- The gals are not gonna believe this. - Okay, let's keep moving.
And I never got a chance to go to the bathroom.
And I've sacrificed too much happiness to risk throwing away her trust in me now.
- ♪ I'm a type A ♪ - ♪ And I'm type B ♪
Why is Bitsy so confused, you ask? Let me explain.
♪ You should really get out more ♪
- ♪ You'll look good as new, Paige ♪ - Is that so?
It was like watching a plastic bag flap around in the wind.
[man on PA] Transfer available for the A, C or D train.
♪ But once you see this thing You're gonna thank your dad ♪
♪ And I'm proud of my plannin' man ♪
Bitsy went bonkers when the gifting suite ran out of lash extensions
- Take it. I don't want it. - Really?
Manhattanhenge happens twice a year when the sun briefly aligns
I couldn't take my eyes off you.
- Okay, good. Got it out of your system. - Smurfs don't have nipples!
It's more wonderful looking and terrible smelling than I imagined.
- My knees said stop two minutes ago. - But your heart said keep goin'.
What are you talking about?
Well, I used to be pretty good, actually. Wait, why is that so hard to believe?
♪ Is more than The aforementioned botanical ♪
♪ Big stink ♪
[loudly] You can scream whatever you want and nobody even looks up!
Nope. Sorry, we're going straight to the flower.