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BOTH: What?
You tell me you quit
Doesn't it break your heart?
is that I never got to make you feel like a natural woman.
Why don't people smile more?
Yeah. You want it?
Euthanasia?
Oh, God. I hated it. Hated it.
Right. Okay, a couple safety tips.
Max. Max, you came back.
You can't.
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
But that's your loss, baby, not mine.
Ah. Still quitting forever?
Part of being the boss is hanging on to your employees.
Here you go, Dave. Yeah, I-I got one, too, Max.
Oh. Heh-heh!
All right, all right. Absolutely not.
I, huh...
See what happens when you mess around
And that would be?
That is, um-- That's a thank-you note for my wedding gift.
No. Uh, Valentine's Day was two months ago.
I have spring fever. And there is only one cure.
But for some reason, your idiotic ploy
It was the only way.
I like Lisa. Oh, come on. We're friends.
We'll talk about it. On the air
or something.
Well, isn't it obvious? When I first came here,
You know, Max,
Look, you're just quitting so that I will feel sad
Well, what do you think I saw? A squirrel?
I wasn't a-aware of that, sir. Yeah.
Another ball of string.
All right. Yeah, thank you, Max.
No way am I gonna do it.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Let's hope.
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