Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" playing )
( audience laughter )
IT'S NOT A BALLOON, IT'S AN AIRSHIP!
( hip rock musicplaying )
WE COULD SORT THEM OUT.
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH BALLOONS, GET OUTSIDE.
OH, THERE YOU GO AGAIN!
WHERE?
YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IS
WE'VE GOT A BAG.
BARLIT... BARTLETT.
PUT HIM IN THE SITTING ROOM.
FERDINAND, THAT WAS A MINISTER OF STATE
YOU COULD HAVE BROKE MY BLOODY NOSE.
AND IF HE PRONOUNCED HIS NAME LIKE THAT.
( laughter )
ON THAT FLIGHT IN 1900
WELL, DON'T FORGET
IT'S NOT A BALLOON, DO YOU HEAR?!
MONSIEUR NECKER?
YES, I, TOO, HAVE HAD SOME DIFFICULTY WASHING
HMM!
PERHAPS MY FEET AND POSSIBLY... BUT NO!
WELL, ALL RIGHT, WE SHALL BUY THE PLANS
NO, LOOK HERE, I THINK IT'S BETTER
HE'S A LOT OLDER THAN I THOUGHT.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING IT UP IN MY BATH.
LOUIS XIV.
AND SHOWN ITSELF INCAPABLE
I JUST SLAP A LITTLE WATER ON MY FACE...
THAT A MILITARY PRESENCE WOULD PROVIDE.
WHAT? PRINCE VON BULOW? HERE?
YES.
AND THE BREATHING SPACE
THE TALENTED HERR VON MAINTLITZ
( crashing and thumping )
PARIS.
Announcer: ...MR. AND MRS. RITA TRONDHEIM;: REGINALD BO-SANKWA Y
THE BROTHERS TOOK ONE LAST LOOK AT THEIR CRAFT
RIGHT, OKAY, LET'S GET 'EM.
Announcer: SO ONJUNE 7, 1783
THE MAN BEFORE YOU
WE JUST PUT THE CLEANEST BY THE DOOR.
( knock at door )
THERE'SALSO A BOOK CALLED THE GOLDEN AGE OF BALLOONING
IF HE'S IN THE DRAWING ROOM.