Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( applause quiets )
TO GET YOUR GOLDEN AGE OF BALLOONING SUPPOSITORIES
WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL GUEST COMING THIS EVENING.
IT'S QUITE EASY, REALLY.
North: YOU SAW IT.
YES, SIR.
A LITTLE SPEECH, OR SOMETHING.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HEN.
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
BARKIT.
WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO, ER...
WE SHALL TALK TO YOUR MONSIEUR NECKER.
IT'S PUT BALLOONING RIGHT BACK ON ZE MAP.
THE DRAWING ROOM.
YOU JUST THREW OUT OF THE BALLOON.
HER DAUGHTER, ALICE, SUFFERED SEVERE CEREBRAL DAMAGE
STARTING ON HIS FACEAND ARMS
DEAD IN OUR SITTING ROOM.
WHEN THE MONTGOLFIER BROTHERS MADE THEIR FIRST ASCENT
NO, NO... ON THE SIDEBOARD.
THE FIRST ASCENT IN A HOT AIR BALLOON
IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOODY BISMARCK!
MR. AND MRS. FORD, WHOSE NAME SOUNDS LIKE "FJORD"
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
THAN GO AROUND ALL DAY REMEMBERING YOUR BLOODY NUMBER.
YEAH, I BET YOU TOOK A FEW GUESSES.
BALLOONS IS FOR KIDDY-WINKIES.
( piano playing simple melody )
GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW.
THE YEAR 1908 WAS A YEAR OF TRIUMPH.
NOT AT ALL, SIR.
PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR
IS PRICED FIVE POUNDS
AND THEIR ELDEST SON, GEORGE HENDERSON
"BISMARCK"? OF COURSE I'M NOT CALLING IT AFTER BISMARCK.
WE HAVE HEARD NOTHING.
IT'S A "ZEPPELIN."
AND MR. BARTLETT.
YOU WILL... WASH, WON'T YOU?