Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll tell you what... From now on,

Uh, vodka soda, yeah?

And I was getting paid for it.

Okay, see, yeah.

You got to get on that.

for the eight millionth time

I got to take Liam to day care,

We didn't expect our unit to get stolen.

Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.

from places where fantasy sports are illegal

And I just love fried dough,

I sure as shit hope so.

I need to borrow your printer.

Well, two hours and 20 quarters later,

You're always gonna want to go ahead and use purified water.

Hey Cynder What Are You Watching? - Hellrasier 3 Hell On Earth

Uh, it's been a while. It's nice to get out.

I have job. I am kept woman.

Just add it to my tab.

Anything serious?

Isn't that for getting, like, passports or something?

Ah, good point. I can do that.

Uh, no. It's... it's real sports, but fake teams.

♪ That you speak of? ♪

Are my spouses ready for punishment?

- He sold Lana. - Not till puberty.

He makes money for your bar and watches kids.

Can you lend me, like, six cases of beer

I don't need to be kept. I'm a strong woman.

Ooh. Your next hit-it-and-quit-it?

but I draw the line at white supremacy.

And we can dress like flappers and Mob guys.

Snagged you an application.

And there's a couple new places on Halstead you might dig.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

So you don't have a dick?

talking like they give a shit.

They're gonna start the demolition at midnight.

You're... you're a chick?

You want to destroy shit,

I'm curious how you figured

Hot enough for you?

We didn't say that that was okay.

Thank God! Oh, you...

See you inside.

at Turow Elementary,

or do I have to do it for you?

I'm not doing it to you.

Yeah. Damn straight. I am a kick-ass nurturer.

Work in the IT Department at Macy's.

Days? Nights? Weekends? I need someone flexible.

Nearly burst into tears.

And we fight dirty.

Addicts and thieves

I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl-fag.

We weren't thinking straight.

You learn how to be a man.

Damn, baby. I hate to say this,

Donut Prince is hiring.

We'll invent bullshit drink names for the booze

Also, I am drunk.

- Nice to meet you. - I'll show you around.

No, I was jumping a fence.

Sorry. It's just...

He's good to you and babies.

we take the food off the knife

Fingers off the device, sir. Now.

Yeah, and if customers get pissed, ask them what they want