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Not my problem.
It's like my 12-year-old self made up my adult life,
No offense.
Seriously, I'm... I'm really sorry.
speaks to them in Russian,
I'm sweating in places I didn't even know I could sweat.
Thanks for the ride.
Folks got to ask for it.
I have no idea what the fuck that even means, all right?
- Hey, Ian. - How are you?
Max, throw together a late-night menu, would you?
I'll expect the other $372.22 shortly.
Are you, uh, gonna introduce yourselves,
I need new kids.
Grilled cheese was a hit.
you're toast.
- I'm starving. - That food costs money, Debs.
Those guys are badass.
Hi. Emerson.
Great.
I know the guy who runs it.
wouldn't you want it gone?
I mean, they wake your ass up at 6:00 a. m. sharp every day.
Uh...
so I can stab my eyes out with a fork.
No "Hi, how are you?"
He is dead-drunk on hall floor. You are safe.
Follow me.
Thanks.
get the club kids in.
Hi! Thanks for coming.
Whoa. Hey!
I'm a concerned father
#Facts
All right, bastard.
Since when do I take babies anymore?
- Not you? - No.
(indistinct chatter, phones ringing
Club kids love a good theme.
that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors,
I suppose you were too busy kicking Debbie out to notice.
This is all I could scrounge up.
Uh, sign is self-explanatory.
- Normal. - Yeah.
I got to rent out your room.
Uh, look, just go ahead and fill this up
- Where's Tito? - Got hired by DuelDogs.
that's gonna happen is they'll get heatstroke.
I'll go upstairs. I'll be right back.
and it processes credit cards.
Then this one's for you, baby.
Kind of. You up all night saving teens?
I'm on T. Testosterone.
- Are you Phillip? - Yeah.
Let's make our speakeasy a Prohibition gangster thing.
No talking to the lamppost after dark.
They were here. He came to get more diapers.
call Lip.