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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You'll see.
through marriage.
It's the only place still serving booze.
We're literally on the way from the clubs to the L.
Just kidding.
action must be taken to abolish the homeless shelter ASAP."
- What for? - No idea.
I work on Cermak.
Which one screams illegal booze party?
That's my dad.
I'm doing it for me.
who only wants a better life for his family,
Vacation at Disney. Coach little league.
♪ You were willing once before ♪
I'm just kidding. I've been on club soda since 4:00.
We process credit cards for fantasy sports.
Now...
I don't think people know about it.
I mean, they did, but who's counting?
How do we make money off that?
Everything.
None of them smashed my car.
The Feds showed up at my internship today.
and tamp it down with this thing.
If you had an extra thumb on your hand,
Lesbians are traditionally angry.
Then... boom.
Nothing.
head outside, and salute,
Yeah. Sweet.
we'll have him indoors by 10:30.
Get a degree, teach at a university.
Okay. What about the insane day I had
Ugh. Uh...
Uh, I don't have the grades.
The premises is under federal investigation.
I-I think we're prepared to take a vote.
What happened to your face?
'Cause people get Teslas by not making waves.
- Hey. - Hi.
What do you like?
You're not doing it for your family.
I'm so sorry she was such a bitch to you.
I thought Svetlana had them.
Fiona.
♪ What is this downside ♪
I thought you said this was legal.
It is gift for giving him job and place to stay
Phillip. Tito. Senior intern.
Speak Russian at least.
The kids stumble right past us.
with degrees in electrical engineering
Here you go... a Triple Red Eye and a Malted Barley Tea.
and then I got to go to my internship.
Oh, God.
It's a center for at-risk youth.
- Hi. - Hey.
when it's 100 degrees outside?
on our property values
It's not safe for our kids here at night.
Guerilla marketing. I love it.
Why don't you take these older ones?
Patsy's Pies?
Ugh, man, that two extra hours of sleep is a miracle.
How is that "fighting dirty"?
something that's mine.
Yeah. I got them chopped the fuck off.
We did.
I just wanted to be a good mom.