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Last year was tough,
- "When I look at you, all I see is Shrek."
- Oh, no, sir. We wouldn't do that.
- That's right.
Anyway, hey, don't let my wife know I spoiled my dinner.
that this is...better. - Yes!
♪ How long
but that's because we're not on his level intellectually.
I just wanted to say that...
I told him I'd stop underselling him
I'm a little nervous. Love you. Bye.
- Oh, well, I was in town on business,
- Yeah, okay, good. 'Cause I was...
- Wow. For example, these, uh--
You think she is trying to break up with me.
- Oh, yeah. I saw that on YouTube.
I had to depose your old manager.
- I mean, obviously, if Carol were here, that would be best.
Get it, girl.
the more it just sounds like a furniture store.
- I wish we could really go out.
- What's the funny part?
And you probably want to go somewhere fancy,
That would be the ideal scenario.
- Oh, okay.
- Nothing. Yeah, no. She just never seemed...
I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
fully wack.
- Cheyenne, are you even listening?
- Actually, I just remembered, um, it's almost lunchtime.
- Oh, more like you will. Time of your frickin' life.
no, I...
And once you build a billion-dollar company,
always asking probing questions.
You're Lowell Anderson! - Yes.
- Oh, my God.
Let's take everything out of the boxes.
You're practically drooling. - Okay, you know what?
- Exactly.
- Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside the heads
- Well, Garrett just told me
- No consequences, hmm?
Oh, um...
because of all this damn packaging.
Which is less weird. I think.