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I'm looking you up.
Am I right?
and gets confused by stuff that wouldn't faze a five-year-old.
'cause what the hell do I have to live for?
Real smooth.
J.D.: Dr. Cox and I were both taking care of Private Dancer.
I'm not even sure why I did it.
I promise you, I'll put that up in the barracks.
No.
I can't help but notice you love making jokes.
This letter from the Army says
Yeah, well I know what my future holds if I hold this fart in any longer.
Is he the black golfer?
You know what really helped me when I went through this?
Yeah.
- Oh, damn. - What?
Private Dancer, more like "Private Man-sure."
He died in my arms.
That's right, and my baby being happy
If you're still not sure why you tried to off yourself,
So, you want me to start with how I still can't walk normally
So, I decided to do it like Virginia Woolf,
Good God, I'm stunning.
I know this guy and I like him.
It's go time.