Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm as funny as anybody else in this place.
I once tried to kill myself.
J.D.: Sometimes to get the truth out of someone
don't tell any more jokes.
No balloons, and we didn't even have a basketball!
The point is, please,
Now, are you going to get on it or am I docking your pay?
Well, unfortunately, she's dead, Turk. Congratulations, you win again.
It passed.
Hi, it's Dr. John Dorian.
I can't believe you're pissed about Stacy.
Who else worked on that case?
Besides, have you seen everyone else's picture?
allowed us to get back to our own pressing issues.
in this entire dump who is funny, no matter what he says.
If I could go back in time and un-sleep with her, I would.
smothered you with a pillow
Was it because I broke up with you?
You walked in and thought the worst.
is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy.
I assume you want it filthy.
floating around, waiting to get tired and then...
It'll throw me off my game.
And she said, "It's over, Turk.
- Can I just have a little one? - No.