Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because, Ted, not only does it make our doctors more accountable,

He's on so many meds, he might have mixed his prescriptions up.

this little disability check to remind me that the only place that I ever felt

That was from RoboCop.

It better not be like this in all the other rooms, I tell you...

Oh, good, good, good, good.

Incidentally, did she ever mention

If only I had a saddle, I could have ridden you.

put up pictures of themselves in their patients' rooms?

We got all wet from the water balloons and Stacy was like, "I'm cold.

Why would anyone do this to me?

You banged her while I was in Theology.

So, no, Brian, no. You don't owe anything to yourself, but

For the 100th time, nothing happened!

but if I were, it would be understandable, right,

Sears. Do you want a copy?

I can't have you all mopey tonight when we're out clubbing.

I can't believe this.

if I'd known back then that you were just going to go ahead

I don't know if it's old age that's slowing me down

J.D.: They had just found him unconscious.

ROGER: So cold...

Here is the name of a really good therapist.

you damn sure owe each one of us.

I must have mixed up my prescriptions and taken too many of one.

since you guys aren't that truthful with each other?

Who changed my picture?

that was not an option for me because every time my head gets hot,

My picture has been changed in every single room.

his injuries are too severe to let him back into the service.

I have Stacy's number on my phone.

like I really belonged doesn't want me anymore.

I get my act together,

Where was that taken?

That was actually pretty good.