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Want some, uh, ice for your eye?
♪ Happy birthday ♪
You can't go in.
[screaming]
Fish don't have dicks.
And you all work together and laugh.
I have a whole life that has nothing to do with you.
[low-pitched panting]
I'll text you every few minutes until you agree to hang out with me!
OK.
♪ There's no, no looking back for us ♪
or pick a different song.
This is your last free batch, kid.
or doing that cup clapping thing, we're done, yeah?
♪ Believe me woman, it ain't no big deal ♪
Does he work out or are those, like, fishing muscles?
Hello
I don't care if it's one minute!
Clear!
Mr. V!
♪♪ Breaking rocks in the hot sun ♪
"My dad fished and his dad.
I don't know, sing to each other.
[♪ Bernardo playing Both Sides, Now ♪]
♪♪ You're all I need ♪
But when he does, he loses his pants.
♪ It's love's illusions I recall ♪
Come on, he doesn't have piojos.
-She's good. -No idea.
If you'd told me you weren't coming,
You choose weed, I choose wine.
♪ They say that life is a circle ♪
No, you look stupid when Gio throws out any number he wants
♪ He told me, "Let the children lose it ♪
Don't, don't!
Let's see if you're an alto, a soprano
♪ You're all ♪
No. Don't put this on me.
You're right. I don't.
Yes! Your mother was the best!
You would need to sight-read and learn a classical piece.
You're late.
Ruby.
[♪ choir vocalizing ♪]
Look how they're dressed.
[farting]
[sighing]
No way! The Shaggs?
I've never done anything without my family before.
Then show me!
♪ Don't give yourself away ♪
You done already for the day?
I-- I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
And...
That city is full of assholes.
Like, in a Comic-Con kind of way.
[crowd members] Yeah.
Of course, again!
Sorry. My mistake.
♪ And when I lose my will ♪
-Don't... -Get out of my face.
I've looked into it.
So what? Who cares!
Are you sure?
I've been coaching him for his audition.
♪ Don't let life get me down ♪
♪ I really don't know clouds ♪
My teacher's been helping me with my audition.
♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪
You do our books.
Next!
Bye, shit nugget.
[horn blaring]
"Any of you wanna join us?"
My nuts are on fire.
You didn't change after fishing.
I don't think my mom's had sex since my dad left.
I'll move money around tomorrow.
♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪
Is she OK?
Bye, twat waffle.
OK.
Everyone has to make some sacrifices here.
Ah!
This is super weird.
♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪
[on stereo] ♪ I believe ♪
"Du-et."
The doctor said you're not even supposed to have sex!
♪ Dedicate my life to you ♪
How is music rude but Tinder's okay?
Great job! Great, great job!
You guys are the worst!
♪ She bragging, saying I date her ♪♪
Make the ugliest, grossest sound you can. Come on!
I'm in a mood
Wait! I didn't do that, OK? I didn't tell them.
That's progress.
♪♪ I leaned back on my radio ♪
they gave you a hearing test.
We'll work next class.
Do they, like...
I just want to place your voice.
♪ To you ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
Know it?