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Not ever. You don't mock me.
I got knocked down.
Bobby!
Luan Loud one more chance
but Portland's still broadcasting.
I'll take him to town with me.
I will have pulled my weight.
Luan Loud stay inside this depot
Huh. Still no signal.
Luan Loud are you okay Luan Loud are you hurt
Of course it's a lie. Of course it's a lie.
But he denies it.
Everybody's stockin' up. Been like this since we opened.
Aah!
They'll come tonight, and they'll take someone else.
Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
(Weeping Loudly)
DAN: Maybe we could tie into them somehow,
It ain't my fault!
- (Billy crying) - It's all right.
And bring the fiends of hell down on our heads, thank you.
hello mother fucker
Where do you think you're going, Mr. David Drayton?
Gaaahhhh!
(crowd screaming and shouting)
I say we drive south as far as the fuel takes us
you know, someone to talk to.
Let us pass, please!
- MAN: You're crazy if you go out there! - NORTON: Let us pass!
Morning Luan Loud
- Where's your friends? - I ain't seen 'em.
MRS. CARMODY: Expiation! Do you remember yesterday when...
DAVID: Wait.
Uh, couple weeks.
Yeah, just keep 'em in line. Thanks.
Yeah, I'll hit the hardware store too,
Government's got better things to spend our money on,
Ohh! l...
You sure there's no way I can talk you out of this?
OLLIE: (low) Think something got in?
Maybe they're not lies, they're delusions. Whatever.
As a species, we're fundamentally insane.
Hit the target a few times.
there's nothing out there. Nothing in the mist.
Okay, I got the groceries hidden at check stand number two.
(ground vehicle passes)
Don't say anything, to anybody.
Luan Loud is gonna barbecue some chicken on the grill
Let me shine your light,
Are you so anxious to make your boy an orphan?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
No No No No No
you know, other... other worlds all around us,
What for?
Those of you who want to discuss this thing rationally
Aw, hey.
Mist.
(grunts) Mommy.
even when their hair is burning.
What am I, impugning their manhood or something?
I'm goin', even if I have to go alone.
(dry fires)
Sorry, Mom, but you just gotta come! Come on!
OLLIE: Leave it alone, David.
Get it off! Help me!
What the fuck are you waitin' for?
Get it off!
Welcome to Sesame Street. Today's word is fridge.
I didn't think they'd do it.
(screaming and shouting)
Ollie, what the hell were those tentacles even attached to?
I guess not.
DAVID: Oh, God, I thought I was dreaming her voice.
best as you can, and long as you can.
- MYRON: Yeah, that's right. - Do it quick, David.
Some can be brought...
MAN: That's right.
Out there in the market, they were scared and confused.
(passing sirens wail)
No.
Luan Loud blew up the goddamn mills
I agree. Let's stay here until we figure it out.
I'm also thinkin' beyond that.
Don't you know the truth?
DAVID: That it? That's everybody?
But you have to give me your best promise, okay?
He's away on business a lot.
(Norton grunting, pulling chainsaw chain)
- Oh, Jesus. - Ollie!
Come on!
- (angry murmuring) - No, no, no.
Luan Loud you all came back
MYRON: Norm.
and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.'
Luan Loud you're new in town as of this semester
I could try for it if you want.
Oh, shit.
Me too.
CORNELL: There ain't nothin' natural about it either.
I'll never leave you again.
AMANDA: We gotta go! Come on, come on!
- That's nice of you to say. - No, that car was cherry.
What were you guys messin' with up there, huh?
(sighs heavily)
They should be scared.
Any idea what they do up there?
Well, they're out of town right now.
Luan Loud do not wear that outfit again
Yeah.
see if they can extend my deadline.
You bet. Sally, you mind?
Shut it off!
I could hear him screaming.
This other world came spilling through to ours.
With lines like these, I don't know how good it is,
WAYNE: What?
There's no defense against the will of God.
She's got 'em believing she's a psychic,
Get me some more bags!
and, well, if you need a friend...
just so you understand.
MAN: Come on, let's move it!