Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My grandmother gave me a savings bond when I was a kid.

The remote control.

Is it true you're gonna end up in a mental institution?

she might do this exotic dance for me.

How I feel as a nursing student... While everyone else is discussing their summer plans.

About what that lousy bitch did to you today.

I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party.

You had the Long Island iced tea.

Remember? She took it off on Noxon Street.

Not some poor novice dart player

You were helping people.

Get out of my way, or you're going to get hurt.

Watch out, here I come.

From now on, I'm gonna be like you.

Have a few drinks and, ya know, drive home!

an de güididípi

Good. OK. All right, you ready?

EVERYDAY WHEN I CLOCK IN

That's my favorite part

You spin me right round, baby, right round...

He wants to start a family of his own.

You're going to pay me back, right?

Thank you for bringing it back. That's so nice of you.

Now please go enjoy the rest of your vacation before you jinx everything

You have to go back to work.

So you're still pissed about that wedding thing.

If you don't want me to, I won't do it.

there was a note.

I'll see you later, all right? Have fun today.

Said she’d rather go fishing with a real man

I'm exiting the car.

That was the most beautiful song.

Last year at the engagement party I let him look at my dinger. Things have been pleasant ever since.

he won't know flowers are at the wedding.

you guys have a nice dinner.

Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-cola?

Sounds like a Folk Punk song

Time to make the donuts.

Do you like EKGs in ER?

That's it, sweetie. Ready to go?

hey man, ditch that glove ok, but i like it

They’re starting to turn on check.

All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight...

If you're wondering what I'm asking...

I heard what happened to you at your wedding.

I'm gonna ask a girl when I'm ready Rosie.

What it’s like being a Bears fan.

I'll close this deal by the end of the week.

He’s losing his mind

All that other stuff was ridiculous.

SIR ONE MORE OUTBURST FROM YOU AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY MICROPHONE WIRE

You're Watching Trial And Error On NBC You're Watching Shooter On USA

you're the first person that pops in my head.

He's been down in the basement since it happened.

Why would any girl ever marry me?

ls it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown?

Why do you need to leave Ridgefield?

You're Watching Bringing Up Bates On UP TV You're Watching Big Brother On CBS

Yeah. She's paid her dues, been with me four years.

That’s where you come in

I could be the man...

How is working at home going for you? Me:

I would lose that glove, you look nuts.

I went by Rosie's to find you.

and I am a material girl. Or boy.

You guys will not believe this.

And so it goes...

Go over there and watch some television.

It's the little things that count.

Growin' old with you.

Man. That hurts.

Robbie, you'll know when you meet the right girl.

See, Billy idol gets it

People can't eat without forks.

This is Coffaro’s saying that ain’t no sock in my pocket

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?

Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one...

medicare agents stick it out:

I just want to get married.

so I'm on my way to Vegas to stop them.

That's Grade-A, top-choice meat.

He's rich, he's charming, he's handsome...

Good luck finding an FDR who can move and shake like this.

Hey Gabi, you’re a bitch

I’d lose that mask man you look nuts

They taste so good, it's like I'm ripping you off.

All right, he probably will.

Would have been good to know YESTERDAY!!!

Oh yes it’s ladies’ night!

I Hate The Bride. I Hate The Groom.

You're Watching Trial And Error On NBC You're Watching Shooter On USA

im a "ceo" you should listen to me

You're single, and he's single. It makes sense.

You're gonna make it. I know. Believe me.

'Til there was you.

All right. Well, thank you for the tip.

but you gotta face the facts.

Would you like to go out on a date, with Holly?

I wrote half of it when I was with Linda...

Do you like Glycine?

My payment. Can I get it to go?

Can I cook you some breakfast?

Cost me 700 bucks...

and I know that you've been hurt...

Somebody get some pants on that kid.

Nope. They’re pastries. I’m all set!

That soft kiss from the other day.

Who knows? Maybe he was jealous.

The best man's gonna come up and say a few words...

Jimmy, that was really good. Thank you.

I'm on my knees.

We are living in a Multi-Cloud world and I am Multi-Cloud girl

Good save, wedding singer.

I will strangle you with my microphone wire.

That guy is funny.

If you need some more time, I guess I can wait.

You spin me round...

Do you think he'll go out with me?

Julia Zoogloea, thats funny

Dunkin' donuts-- up to 52 varieties...

I'm at weddings all the time. It's going to be fun.

I already had intercourse with 8 men It was a lot back then. It would be like 200 today

I said, hip, hop...

Poor Mooch I used to be much stronger

Good luck finding a ceo who can move and shake like this!!!

I can feel all the happiness in here.

It was nice meeting you, too.

I'm sure it is.

C'est pas possible!

The best man, everybody.