Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, hon.

Sorry for my tardiness.

Not, you know...

Welcome back to Budapest Mr Stein.

From Henk. Please for five minutes. Mom really needs the bed. Here they come. Welcome to your new home, buddy. Is now a good time for American emotion?

I never thought of that.

Who gave SEGA the right to sell Tetris arcade in Japan?

No, I'm saying that we should move on to today's business.

In fact, he's just offered your people five million US dollars.

Soon I'll be out of a job.

- I'm staying until you're safely through. - Alexey, you've risked enough.

Which will fall faster?

I would love to watch the performance

to see how our new game fares with the female audience.

We'll find something else to work on.

Then stop treating me like one.

Thank you for bringing me here tonight.

160 by 144. Why?

We are a united front. Understood?

Everyone, it's going to be fine.

Do you have the video game rights?

Premier Gorbachev is my friend.

8-bit music and floppy disks that people copied and shared for free.

Is paragraph 40 a more prudent definition of PC computer?

Pioneers have to bet the house to win.

- Hello. - It's Howard Lincoln, Nintendo, America.

{\an8}- What the fuck is that? - Atari stole our patent.

Synonymous with help.

Heard that line before.

- You're Danish? - No. I'm Dutch.

and arcade rights for Tetris in Japan, yes?

- Guess how long my meeting lasted? - Two minutes and three seconds.

And Nintendo will sue us for fraud,

I made a promise to you

This is fucking Russia.

What do you think?

Because you're looking at the proud licensee of Tetris in Japan for PC,

Because you want handheld rights.

Comrade Gorbachev, look at the respect they show you.

How many pixels?

Where? Why? This is my home! This was my parents' home. You can't!

Your husband broke the law.

And I am trying to keep it together, Akemi, really I am.

Well, another crime.

My name's Henk Rogers. I'm here to see Kevin Maxwell.

Valentin Trifonov

I'll get ready.

Can I buy you dinner?

And I know how many excuses bank managers hear every day.

Well, gentlemen,

- Yeah. - Tracy.

Especially after what happened to your father.

Some company called ELORG.

You know how, in Super Mario, when you're running along and everything's great,

Great. Let's sign, and we can go home.

Depending on payment of one million dollars.

No, no, no. It was a competitive bid, and that's the deal I struck.

If I don't fix this, I'm fucked.

There's nothing in that contract about arcade rights.

Come on. Please?

Yeah, supposedly, the Russian inventor, he likes tennis.

That's what I thought.

fell in love, and I followed her back to Tokyo.

I licensed it from a big company who lied to me.

If you are in search of a pawn, I do suggest you fuck off.

And unlike you, nobody helped me get to where I am today.

It's Mr. Maxwell to you, sir.

Then I saw your husband's game--

Is Japan available?

We run a billion-dollar trades

We don't use outside partners.

which is just a letter of intent that expired yesterday.

Kevin Maxwell, CEO of Mirrorsoft.

that I already own fair and square?

but you could've mailed it. You could've saved yourself the trip.

$25,000, up-front, for worldwide handheld rights, plus 25 cents per unit sold.

Look, I'm sorry.

four years ago.

Anywhere from eight hours to a week.

then you threaten my wife in Japan,

More of what you had in mind, Henk, yes?

No, he doesn't.

Relax, Henk. This game is swell.

You're all here just for the money.

You see, choosing the offer with no real money looks

Yeah, I guess so.

So, step right up and be the first to experience the world's next big hit.

We just lost arcade rights.

but suddenly a Piranha Plant pops out of nowhere and spews fire on you?

Jo, have the jet ready in an hour.

I'm telling you Atari doesn't have Tetris anywhere.

That's not true because I saw him this morning, and his car's still outside.

It's that good.

I gave it to Mirrorsoft to send to you.