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How are you losing Iowa?

I'm at less than 5%?

my entire life has been training for the Oval Office.

If I may interject. Please.

I got a neo-Nazi on the dangle in Sweden.

should send troops into countries like N-word,

You are in luck,

watching a white man kick a black woman in the vagina.

- Hold this. - What are you,

Listen, OK. He's just the protest candidate. Ignore him.

You ask him any question, it's gonna be "powerful magic."

a new strategy that we have developed here

Life- and-death decisions.

to minimize decomp during the rotunda viewing.

Let's turn our attention to foreign policy,

- I'm feeling patriotic. - Full bald eagle.

from our obese children, from our adult illiterates,

Do you have your debate cheat sheet?

live from Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa,

Hey, I think that went pretty well, right?

and all the secret meetings on the golf course

by sending U.S. ground troops into countries like Niger?

- give her a swirly. - Oh, no.

and the other candidates, to, uh,

- OK. Yeah? - Ma'am.

- Mm... - You look beautiful.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I would need to be campaign manager.

I'm gonna ask him a question. What's your solution

I understand that reference now. It's a book.

And the article as a whole is not cool.

and I think it would be best

Clearly, I have a thing for strong women.

Whether your ceiling is made of glass

as the mother of a mixed-race child...

I know these struggles firsthand.

- Why, is he retarded? - No, but you might be.

the Meyer Fund and your husband Andrew Meyer stole millions during...

Oh, before I forget.

because I signed your name on some documents.

- I'm so sorry. Thank you. - OK. Yeah.

And I have had virtually no contact with him

How the fuck did that happen?

That means "hello," Mike.

to say that there are so many candidates

You gotta help me. Somebody's gotta tell me what to do.