Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you make me a waxing appointment?
Do I really want to get embalmed?
Ma'am, I was hoping I could have some more responsibilities...
From Drake University, this has been CNN's first
- Fun. - Yeah.
- Ohh. - Hey, Ame. Hey, Dan.
- Ma'am. - What?
Nevada, but I challenge Governor Calhoun,
- Do we even have an app? - Of course we do, ma'am.
in your husband's alleged crimes?
- Where's Kemi? - Senator Talbot
I'm Greg Hart. Good night.
It is literally the definition of retarded.
- Perhaps that kind of thing plays well in "Nevahda" - - - Nevada.
Well, would you mind?
From my stupid stepfather-in-law,
'cause it's so dirty in here,
Say it with me: "Time to finish
- Pretty good, right? - Senator Talbot,
How do you feel about being relegated to the undercard debate?
How is this possibly even working for her?
Ow!
and made tough decisions...
And put Andrew at the top.
One minute, Madam President.
- Huh. - That's really good.
- Oh, my God. - Don't worry, Lee. I'll keep you out of it.
- Oh. - That sounds like a terrorist to me, folks.
Oh, by the way, have you seen Andrew?
OK. Order, order.
Oh, look at this. Congressman Ryan!
Feels like...
It seems that Mike just published
I was an agricultural advisor. Nothing more.
She doesn't call that rape, by the way, that's just regular sex to her.
Then why am I not in prison for punching the president?
Ohh. Ugh.
About the children, you hog-fingering fucks?
It seems I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurlene.
See? When you do good things,
and not-statistically significant.
- Also discussed it on television. - Lovely.
But you know what? I'm not gonna stoop
Well. You know, if...
- No offense, Amy. - Mom, do you have to act that way?
- No, no, no. It's OK. - I'm so sorry.
physically repugnant underdog
Once she's gone...
And also...
Don't worry about it. I got it handled.
and most people are uncomfortable
Just wanted to say...
Yeah. "Don't worry, Lee. You won't get pregnant.
I just found out from my stupid stepfather...
Guess your age Guess your weight
some kind of Green Beret?
Yeah, that's right, you heard me, man up.