Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wasted too much time
Just calling to see what's up.
And where did Mom and Dad go on their honeymoon?
So you thought saying that
Why don't I just tell Mom myself? Hey, Mom?
But between go-bags and plane,
- Buon appetito. - Wow.
Okay.
Don't go crazy. You're not moving into my bedroom.
God, I'm still so embarrassed about the butt dial.
I have something for that.
Get that woman away from me!
Hey, hey! All right! Stop it!
Hello?
flip a meatball or something.
Well, now I feel like you're lying.
Uh, just call me. If they...
been calling us this whole time, but they haven't.
And this is the bedroom.
It's a sailing race.
pour my heart out to you, Marta.
Eh. You don't have a job.
Well, you're an alcoholic.
find the place where ladies go pee-pee.
Chip, this is Jennifer's dad.
Anyway, I need you to be brave for me, son.
What?! Where has this been?
- You okay? - Yeah.
I love you equally as a friend and an employee.
Sure. And I love listening to your many, many problems.
and I say no one gets it.
Show some respect!
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - What the hell?!
You know what? I don't care if it's douchey.
- Mom? - Poodle!
I didn't know.
Oh. Obviously not. Your bedroom is gross.
I'm not sure he's into it.
Well, I'll make do. Jimmy used to live in a car.
Okay. It has to mean something,
And he's leaving in three days.