Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PLAYER 8: That's for you, Coach!

You are not the only eight-year-old and monkey in this town, you know.

Look, kid, you stink on ice. But you got one thing that can't be taught.

Kareem wrote a book? (CHUCKLES) What is it, a coloring book?

I never wanted to do this!

My interests aren't in athletics, sir.

If you don't wanna play basketball, tell him you don't wanna play basketball.

Stop it, Dad. He's not my boyfriend.

I haven't seen you in a minute.

Kareem! Sorry, Proud, but he's got other plans.

The house, the car, the money, Ginger Snaps.

What are you rubes doing? That's our pizza money.

Make that nine.

He's my favorite father's favorite author. He's my favorite father's favorite author.

There's a dead squirrel on production line two. Again.

Son, what did I say about buying sticks and stones? Son, what did I say about buying sticks and stones?

I'll I tell you what, if you join my team,

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

I promise you, you will never ever have to write a book. Or read one, either.

Since you like to pop off them lips,

Penny, it's not my concert.

Uh-uh. You two can have several seats.

Come on! Penny, come on, now! Time to hustle now!

Please, please, please! I can't lose to the Wizard!

But today is your lucky day.

Now, how long have you and Penny been girlfriend and boyfriend?