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Welcome to the Wizard Kelly Theatres,
KAREEM: Oh, Ta-Nehisi Coates Between The World And Me.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Are you? Really?
You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do
Yeah.
Which I don't.
-Security! Security! -(PENNY YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Don't stop hustling now!
Kareem is playing tonight, too. He invited me to his concert.
I wouldn't be slingin' that water the way you're slingin' that water.
Oh, you guys are terrible.
It's Oscar, Wiz! And history is not gonna repeat itself!
Even when you start acting like a fool
-(CELLO PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) -(CECE LAUGHING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Kareem and I are just in a book club.
What is going... Time out!
Thank you, baby girl. Thank you. You won't regret it. But the Wizard will.
I see why you make the big bucks, Oscar Proud!
Proud, proud family
Eh!
Well, of course it is. How tall are you, young Alcindor... in law?
(DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES)
-(EXCLAIMS) -(CROWD GASPING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
I knew it. Kareem's got game.
PENNY: Deuces!
You know the rules, Penny. Mamba mentality.
-Uh, thanks, Mama! -You're welcome, son.
I don't need any of you.
Thanks for stopping by.
If you don't wanna play basketball, tell him.
"I got something I want you to see.
I need eight tickets, Daddy. Can we get in free?
-No one bought any. -Whatever, Yo-Yo Ma.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Come on. You don't have to do this, Penny.
I mean, you could have at least hit me with a text,
Meet the Wizard Kelly All-Stars.