Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry. What?

- Head lice? - Worse. Giggle juice.

When we kissed, it- it felt good.

- Let's go! - # Like a G6, like a G6 #

You're rehashing the details of your failed marriage...

I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm gonna stop drinking.

I mean, the best we can do is make them aware of the dangers...

I wanted you to hear it.

I am- I'm searching, okay?

# With all the rest #

but it seems like he's still got a thing for her even though she's married.

# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #

- To Ke$ ha. - Cheers. - To Ke$ ha.

- from a horny Will Schuester. - Oh, no.

at the Alcohol Awareness assembly.

I have plenty in my life without beer.

brainstorming ideas for songs to sing at this assembly.

- # Alcohol # - # Blame it on a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #

# Don't stop, make it pop #

Hey, I'm sorry. Why are you being so hard on me?

# Before my buzz set in #

# Like a blizzard #

But I'm on board. Let's hear it.

# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar #

# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around #

That is our specialty drink.

Why? All you ever want to do is destroy me.

Considering how much I drank, I think I'm lucky to be alive.

- You guys, I can't stop barfing. - Please don't say "barf."

- We didn't drive. - Mmm. Yeah.

# Blame it on the vodka Blame it on the Henny #

That's why I never got past second base.

was some ill-timed vomiting.

- Bring it in. - Cheers!

I've got a bad feeling about this, Rachel.

# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #

and, in the future, give me vaguely Eurasian-looking children.

- Okay, Rachel. Since this is your first time at this- - Sit down?

You're such a hypocrite. You drink. Most adults do.

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #

I can't wait for you to start climbing those steps.

But maybe you could step outside your comfort zone and educate yourself...

so he's at his strongest when you torture him to death.

a healthy and happy Alcohol Awareness Week.

- # And hold your drinks up high # - # Up high #

Why are you screaming?

- What up, girl? - # Grab my glasses, I'm out the door #

there's something I r-really, really want to say to you.

A special warm welcome to Will Schuester...

Hey, what's this?

- Isn't that kind of unrealistic? - Yeah. Honestly, I think it is.