Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and he's willing to meet you at your earliest convenience.

Six suspensions.

Yeah. He's not the only one.

Just listen to the radio. Pop music now glorifies binge drinking.

I'm totally off the clock right now, Rachel.

Hey there, sexy lady.

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #

but I have a really good feeling about this one.

about the house-rent blues.

# I just lose control #

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol ##

# Gonna get drunk Won't you listen right here? #

Whassup, my hot little Jewish-American Princess?

Except we're not teenagers anymore, Will.

I told my mom I had the flu...

that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals.

The date was lovely.

And what if we fall off the wagon again?

# Fill another cup up Feelin' on your butt, what? #

Mr. Schue? First of all, that vest is very cute.

Everybody, drink responsibly.

There's some brandy and vermouth and port wine and scotch in here.

I know this is supposed to be bonding time, but it's Blaine.

I know that we have some unresolved feelings...

Will Schuester...

Look, I need you to ask me before you have someone sleep over.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Part of me never wants to drink again because it made me so sick.

I had no idea what brilliant musical-comedy performers you all have become.

Only if there's liquor, because a Rachel Berry party is not something I can do sober.

It tastes like pink.

# Ticktock on the clock #

And as a thank you...

# But the party don't stop, no #

# Don't stop, make it pop #

Those state institutions tend to turn the fire hose...

- I used to have abs. - Back off.

any of you guys drinking at all is illegal.

Why don't you pick up some wine coolers and come over here?

When my mother asked what the sound was...

Yeah, it kills about 400 people every year.

I've had a couple drinks, but...

# One bourbon, one scotch, one beer #

- And why did he do that? - Because he didn't like who I was.

- Okay? - Mwah!

outlining the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Not to be alarmed. Doctors say he will be fine...

Let me find out.

Can we talk about anything else?