Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I might have a really big hit, which is why I wanted you to come by.

Are you sure you're not here just to find out how my date with Blaine went?

# Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack #

Oh, wow, your cologne is just really strong.

- Taxi's waiting. - All right.

Never fear, teammates. It's a Broadway tradition...

And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine...

I'm buying the sparkling cider.

But-But we- We haven't even played celebrity yet.

Welcome, everybody, to Rosalita's Roadhouse...

I want you to call me to drive you home.

I used to drink a lot more when I was their age.

Also a little bit of Kool-Aid and some crumbled-up Oreos.

We must do something to protect our children, Will.

of what was left in my dads' liquor cabinet.

We were boyfriend and girlfriend, Finn.

Wow! You're so tall.

Me too. Alcohol has done nothing for my songwriting.

# Deejay, blow my speakers up tonight #

and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.

Thank you so much for clearing that up for me, Rachel.

Then she kissed Finn. Santana told Sam.

This is outstanding!

# But you know we probably gonna do #

Look, I don't doubt that you and Blaine...

# 'Cause when I leave for the night #

no matter where you are or what time of the night it is...

# I thought I could drink 'em all ##

Okay. I'm sorry, Dad.

provided they can get the swelling in his brain under control.

- Me? - Are you dating anybody?

- Oh, my God. Speak of the devil. - Two medium drips.

We're going to a little place they call Rosalita's Roadhouse.

- I don't feel good. - Power through it!

You know, my journey from little princess to "natural woman"...

# Blame it on the 'Tron Got you in the zone #

highlighting the dangers of teenage drinking.

# But the party don't stop, no #

for a piping-hot slice of humble pie.

# Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy #

# With my hands up you've got me now #

What would you have said that you'd be embarrassed about?

I wasn't making it up or anything?

We saw Love Story at the revival theater.

- # Don't- Don't you want me? # - # Don't, don't #

You got to get a little ridiculous, man, burn off some of that angst.

And that's what you missed on Glee.

# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #

And on the road to recovery, it's the very first step.

I'll bring the beer ball. That's a minikeg.

for nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on...

Whoa! Easy, partner.

Mercedes and Tina- "happy girl" drunks.

Not even a beer at the end of the night to take the edge off.

I'll replace it before they get home.

Sue's coaching my competition at regionals.