Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I hope so. - All right, let's check it out.

I heard through the grapevine...

You ain't lived till you've seen me in a cowboy hat.

It felt good because you were drunk.

He's interested in Rachel.

I, for one, am never drinking again.

All right, buddy. I'm out of here. Don't get up.

But if it weren't for drinking, the assembly would have been a disaster.

Those special effects at the assembly really paid off!

I kind of like to give impromptu performances for our neighbors sometimes.

is the first of a long line of conflicted men that you will date...

# You're the only one I can count on #

Blaine was too drunk to drive, so I let him crash here.

- I'm gonna break it down for you. - Okay.

# Blame it on the blue top Got you feelin' dizzy #

and behold the awful price of alcoholism.

No, you didn't.

Tell them I'll go if they go.

# Need me a triple shot of that stuff #

There's something I really, really want to say to you.

- I didn't drink that much. - Are you kidding?

- Oh. - Yes. Uh, the kids want to sing a Ke$ ha song...

# If you lookin' like a model when them broke fellas holla #

Santana, are you- Are you crying?

I mean, we're supposed to sing about the dangers of alcohol for this assembly.

# Poppin' bottles in the Ice #

Here's what you missed. Quinn was dating Sam.

I don't get it. Drinking's never been a problem at this school.

No. I'm worried about you being inappropriate in my house.

Most of the time, it was just to deal with Terri, but...

I mean, even now, it-it- it's Alcohol Awareness Week...

- Something else going on? - Let's see. Um...

# Wrapped right around my melon #

- # Don't you want me? # - # Don't you want me? #

# Johnny, are you queer, boy? #

From what I gather, something went down in the tent.

Uh-huh. All right, I'll see you then.

Oh, that's amazing. She's got a girl crush on you.

My dads, they left me alone in my house...

Why, just this week, we've had five suspensions...

when I blacked out a couple of times when I was their age?

How about some Bloody Marys, y'all?

Fine. I'm sorry.

at what we witnessed yesterday at the assembly...

Quiet, please. Quiet, please, children.

I caught a whiff of hair spray and went full Linda Blair in the girls' bathroom.

# I feel the earth move under my feet #

because of disinterest.

So it's not being gay that upsets you. It's just me acting on it.