Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is here to show you a grisly slide show of auto accidents.

All right, guys.

You know what this is not? Hey, honeys.

We're losing our minds, all stressed about sectionals and stuff.

# My buzz set in #

I won't have sleepovers with anyone that might be gay without asking you first.

I was really lucky to be chased out of high school by a bully who threatened to kill me.

# Now I'm feelin'so fly like a G6 #

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #

What do you want from me here, Dad?

You know, I sat through that whole Brokeback Mountain.

# Of my accessories on my nightstand #

I'll be down in a sec.

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

I don't mean to be a scold, but I don't want you to get hurt either.

Oh, Will, you look terrible.

That was crazy.

begins this Saturday night at my house.

None of us wants to see any of you guys get hurt.

I'm not. I'm gonna stay right...

Okay, I think we've had enough of that.

- Come on, brother. - # Last night #

# I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey scotch and gin #

# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #

Long as I get my money next Friday."

where your Glee Club will perform a song...

That was amazing. I am speechless.

I have had the worst hangover since Saturday, and it's Monday.

that you and Carl started looking for a tract house.

but I guess the timing just wasn't right.

And have you guys ever heard of alcohol poisoning?

Ke$ ha's been a cultural icon for weeks, and I really want to do her music justice.

Am I out of touch?

But if you don't drink, what will you have to live for?

Alcohol Awareness Week at McKinley.

Glee Club's gearing up for regionals...

# Sometimes you get lost in my mess #

Blaine and I have a lot in common.

That, sir, is what we call rock bottom.

My friend Shannon the Cannon here...

# A-tumblin'down #

- # That much is true # - # True #

You said he comes this way at 3:30.

In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz cocktail...

- You're gay, Blaine. - I thought I was.

Oh, come on. Just the Glee kids.