Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the kind of information a guy like me tends to know.
then you might as well be making pancakes.
when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change.
Take it away, Chief.
- I was being responsible. - You kids are drinking now?
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #
# Screamin' money ain't a thing if you ain't throw it up #
Well, good luck finding a song that does that.
The point is I'm gonna stop. And I hope you guys do too.
I want you to apologize for being inappropriate...
# And like a good fellow #
Whoo! Party!
Isn't this the time you're supposed to figure stuff out?
# But she don't wanna seem like she's easy #
'Cause when you get to the top...
# One bourbon, one scotch, one beer ##
You're coaching a glee club that can only beat choirs of old people.
# Need me a triple shot of that juice #
Cheers!
Yay. Happy face. Okay.
Right? Like, brothers!
Well, me, too, but that's a little too close to being productive.
# Trying to get a little bit- tipsy #
I'm not even wearing my uniform.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
We see adults drinking it and having fun.
tells me Will wants to hop up on stage and sing us a song.
Look, I know that you have feelings for him...
Well, uh, it's really... interesting...
Sue, I do not have a drinking problem.
You just make sure you drink lots of water.
Hold- Hold on. Hold on.
Besides, you just want a place to have sex and get drunk.
# Gonna get a drink, man, I'm gonna get gassed #
that I took the trip to Westvale and I volunteered my help.
Maybe you should.
Everybody gets two drink tickets to keep things from getting out of hand.
- Hey, Rachel. What's going on? - # I feel the sky tumblin'down #
I-I'm not following.
Is that all?
# With my hands up #
# So far away #
# Don't lie now #
# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me #
But I've never even had a boyfriend before.
That's my girlfriend. I love you, baby.
Shh, shh, shh, shh. Um, yeah.
Lauren Zizes and Quinn- the "anger girl" drunks.
the New Directions.
Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk.
How have you been?
and just hope they're smart enough to make a good decision on their own.
Really? Then what's with the Corey Hart imitation?
Who wants to play spin the bottle?