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If you don't wanna get married because you're a child,
[chuckles]
[sighs]
Okay, I'm ready too. Mila Janssen, love the hair.
Oh, yeah. Lick her blank face.
Well, there's this new girl at school, and everyone thinks it's so cool
-I'm number 13. -What?
-if, of course, you'll have me, Krewkie? -Krewkie!
rankings, and you get to swear on an in-school TV show...
I don't like Aiden.
-Then, Matthew. -Uh, Matthew's gay.
♪ Drink from the silver cup ♪
What if we made our own lists ranking the boys?
♪ Who'd have guessed all the movies lie? ♪
So dumb, but if you might, um, fancy a dancey, or--
-She's number one on my skin list. -Okay, easy, Hannibal Lecter.
♪ Well, they oughta be crown' me the king of cool ♪
What about you?
Kind of a... a bitch.
-Okay. -And honey, anything else
Yeah, she's double horny.
No, bisexuality is so binary.
So, like, am I on anyone's list?
Maury, please, get rid of this thing.
-Why don't any of the boys like me? -How come none of the girls like me?
Or because Devin's a total bitch, sure.
I don't dance with kids.
But, truthfully, he was not a very good assistant.
then that's crazy, because-- because it doesn't matter
These lists are so not cool, and I'm sick of the boys objectifying us.