Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, babe, I can't-- I can't find you on the list.

Is it okay if we French kiss in front of you?

Mila-slash-Lotte, really?

[slow jazz playing]

Andrew, I really, really do.

Breaking news. The child wedding is on life support.

You'd rather hook up with him?

Hey, Andrew. I invited my friend, Leah's Friend, over to join us.

'Cause these lists ain't woke, they're gross.

you're gonna be a raccoon in a coffin.

then that makes perfect sense.

-that she likes boy holes and girl holes. -Uh-huh.

The boy's weak. Use your wiles.

The boys at school are so lame.

♪ But I can only act so tough ♪

as soon as I get somewhere with Wi-Fi.

Ooh, oversized funky glasses.

Yeah. I mean, no matter what,

-A hundred percent. -Fuck, yeah.

-There was a child stripper. -Ew.

Let's turn to the new girl, with a final thought.

-Hey. -You got a lot of nerve showing up here

-Total B. -I thought only I knew.

She said if we got married, she'd give me a hand job.

like everybody likes their dick sucked, with teeth.

-I'm gonna be scared as shit. -Okay.

-Hey, Nick's friend Jessi. -What's the haps, Mr., uh... Mr. Guy?

-Whoa, Jessi, you low. -[sighs]

What the fuck is goin' on?

-Biami is not a real place. -See, Caleb gets it.

okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco, comprende?

And we're back, it's 20 minutes past call time and still no sign of the groom.

Caleb, you have a beautiful mind.

-You're also number three on Lola's list. -Yeah, this Gina situation's interesting.

Oh, my God, okay, it's, like, some of you borings like tacos

I got us a dank-ass stripper!

Uh, hi, Nick Birch, Gryffindor.

Good God, Maury, have you no respect for nature?

[in unison] I love you, sister. Mwah.

Robert Durst, killed 'em all, of course.

This place is fucking awesome, you cocksucking pussy lickers!

coming out is hard and you should be proud.

-See you later. -What? Why are you being so weird?

The fuck? She told me she was a dancer.

What? Everyone knows she's a bitch?

Let me see that tail.

A hefty bosom or a perfectly centered belly button?