Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, that's lame. -It'd be so much easier if I was a girl.

I know, there's just something about her.

[scoffs] Are you kidding? Do you have any idea why I left my old school?

-Shit, is Gina with Charles Lu now? -[sighs]

[Devon] Everyone, listen up. Listen up, guys!

-She's makin' the eyewear list. -I bet she's into foreign films,

who, let's change the subject, is doing some solid reporting.

But you know something?

♪ Da-ra-da-da, da-da-ra-da da! ♪

but not in the way I'd like!

I am 60 years old. [chuckles] I remember when Moses was president.

I've got my list!

Hey, Ali, I saved you a seat, it's right here. Hey, guys, I said it.

Just, you know, trying something different.

I love you sista.

Yeah, Lump likey.

With me now is our statistician Caleb to break down the rankings.

Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.

♪ Thinkin' that love has left them dry ♪

The child wedding of the century has a new twist.

Yeah, I know just how that would go down.

Oh. So, you looked at my list?

6 yr old me when my dad took me to work and started randomly typing letters and numbers

Missy, there's a reason I didn't make a list.

-No, no, I can't betray my-- -You could be a real ally

Nice? How can we know? He barely speaks.

Well, I hate it. It's disgusting. It's blasphemous.

-Someday? Who cares? -How does that help me now?

I don't think she's ever gonna give him a hand job.

[laughs] I won't be ignored, I am a dangerous lady.