Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Sorry I'm not into your wife. -Hey man, we're not married yet.
Mmm, feel the muscle tearing away from their bones.
I don't get it, you're great.
♪ But I guess that's not enough ♪
♪ Don't give up until you ♪
Shit, motherfucker, goddamn, put some coke on it, then.
Okay. Great compromise!
At Devon's bachelor party, the boys all made lists
Okay, well, Devin... Devin's kind of, uh--
We are gathered here today because no adult has stopped us
♪ This is for all the lonely people ♪
List number one.
Ugh, why do I like guys that I can't have? I'll grow out of that, right?
And I'm number 14?
Oh, uh, I don't think that's my place.
but everybody can start adjusting your lists now,
I'm not sure I'm ready to unravel all of this in my classroom--
You guys suck. When you heard that Ali was into guys and girls,
I don't know who to put on my list.
Well, what do you want, some saggy-ass 20-year-old?
Jay, Jay, Jay... Why is nobody cheering with me?
And gender is, like, male or female, right, and it's a choice, no?
-That's not it. -Am I allowed to say that now?
You know, Andrew, I bet if you named names,
And she called me a lesbo and made everyone stop talking to me.
Why don't you go talk to a high-school man?
What? Eww, no, not you.
-Be careful. -Drink from the water thingy.
-Oh, thank you, Aiden. -You're the Oprah to my Gayle.
Come on, Nick, just be real with me.
♪ Thinkin' that life has passed them by ♪
[in unison] We are confident in our individualism.
Thanks. Look, I'm pretty good at reading people,
I guess you don't have to say much if you got rock-hard butt cheeks.
You wish there didn't have to be a list, but if there's gonna be one,
[gasps] You can tell when I zoom?
-Oh, gosh. -May I kiss your cheek?